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A BRO WHO IS FUCKED

IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT
Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS

Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*

Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST

Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked
by Amelia h da cool May 29, 2018
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fucking bro

A girl who u call bro and think of dem as a bro/sis even if u fucked dem if still call dem bro
Fucking bro a girl u fuck but still call her bro

Boy 1” oh she dank and u fucked her u gunna wifey her “
Boy 2 “Yeh I fucked her but she’s only my fuckin bro innit “
by Ur.girl. June 29, 2018
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Brofucking

Sometimes you just gotta fuck your bros
Sarah - "Hey what did you guys end up doing last night?"

Chris - "Couldn't think of anything so we ended up just doing some serious brofucking"
by Brofuckery June 18, 2013
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brofuck

The average bro suffering from enraging cognitive dissonance over latent homosexuality. prone to steroid-induced rage at parties when drunk and upset over a bro ho skank.
did you see that brofuck punching his truck window? i guess his girl was giving some dude a blumpkin.
by beavis and buttfuck September 12, 2007
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Brofuck

When you and your straight friend fuck in a non gay way. Just for sexual pleasure.
John: Yo Im so horny right now!
Anthony: Wanna brofuck?
John: What is that?
Anthony: Its were two straight guys fuck for sexual pleasure.
John: Alright bet, but I’m on top.
Anthony: Okay, no homo.
by 7896767jesus May 17, 2020
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