Bowser

A turtle like creature that is most like a rapist. He is known for finessing Mario's fine bitch Peach and aggressively molesting her.

Damn Bowser thinks peach is thicc.

by mrkrabs420 November 18, 2018

Bowser

Comical term used in the context of discussing and/or conducting and exposition about the male sex organ. Originates from the comercial device used to ejaculate petrol into motorized vehicles, hence the physical metaphore at hand. "Bowser" is also misappropriated and used in reference to the smash hit video game franchise "Super Mario Brothers" however, this is in reference to a different "bowser" - an overweight antagonist war turtle.

Hey bro show us your bowser at this most inconvenient time which consists of the hours between 6pm to 8pm because thats when most modern and conventional households hold their late afternoon/evening meal.

by Dylan-Banga August 14, 2011

Bowser

Synonyms: Goodbye, later, peace.

Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.

Friend: "See you later, man."

You: "Bowser."

by Ling Blinger July 22, 2013

Bowser

Bowser is a turtle, dragon, ox mix. he breaths fire, has 10 spiked on his green shell thats lined in white, he has red-orange hair, a spiked collar with 9 spikes on it, and spiked metal cuffs on his biceps, and wrists with 6 spikes each, he has two fangs hanging down snaggletoothed, he has 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom totaling 12 teeth, he has a tan puffy snout with a cleft chin (verry sexy) his skin is yellow but oddly his head is not leaving people to wonder how that happened, his skin is rough kinda like a dinosaurs skin, he can go inside his sheel although it may not seem like it and he CAN take his shell off. he had red-orange eyebrows and red eyes. he can breath fire and is quite in shape but slow at running and gets around by flying in his koopa clown car. Bowser species is called koopa, he has 8 children, from oldest to youngest (this is a guess) Ludwig, Morton jr., Roy, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, and Bowser jr., theyre have been rumors that his wifes name is Clawdia. he is obviously in love with peach, but ahe isn't the mother of any of the children. he is king of the Dark Lands right there on the same little continent as the Mushroom Kingdom. he has many minions thatwould take to long to name them all off. but there you go, thats bowser in a nutshell hope i didn't forget anything beside the face that hes the main boss in most of the mario games.

Bowser is the bees knees! lol

by Clawdia (thats really my name) October 2, 2011

bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?

ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

Bowser

An ironic nickname given to an attractive girl that has an ordinary name. The irony of this is derived from the villain in the popular video game series of Mario.

I'm ganna call her Bowser

by MVkissyface May 25, 2010

Bowser

Bowser is a reptilian furry who guys to furry conventions. Once in a while he will pull up to a real animal and give them the Alabama Hot Pocket. He has given 30 ponies, 60 Raccoons, and all of his children some type of STD. He also is a popular minecraft streamer

Person 1:Oh no Bowser is giving that Raccoon and AHP should we stop him
Person 2: Do you mind I'm giving all of his kids a medicine for their STD

by GrapeTheEpicGamer December 17, 2018