boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Bingestes

Being super high and hanging out with your friends while trying to find out if cholesterising is a word and bingestes comes up in your phone definitions.

I am feeling very bingestes today!

by Super happy buzz April 16, 2010

Boringatosis

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019

boringness

when something is boring or someone is boring

if i didnt talk and you didnt talk then it would be boringness

by emmalouise January 5, 2006

boringe

To borrow without a time limit set for repayment
also known as borrowing on the "never never"
usually only a term used between friends

"can I boringe £15 from you as my unemployment benifit hasn't arrived and I need something to keep me awake"

"sorry man I'm a bit broke but if you pay me on thursday
I can do it"

by Sodslaw January 20, 2006

brinestone

a stone named after bri :)

i love brinestones!

by eric.teehee March 21, 2021

boringer

a word stating a worse case of boredom

i was talkin to theresa and i said that sleep is boring, she said "go to bed" and i said no, sleep is boringer than this

by Justin Johnson July 25, 2003