Boregasm 

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.

Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."

Boregasm by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

boregasm 

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

boregasm by hotboxin December 28, 2005

boregasm 

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

boregasm by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009

boregasm 

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

boregasm by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

boregasm 

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

boregasm by tensacross January 24, 2011

boregasm 

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

boregasm by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Boregasm 

Someone telling a spectacularly dull story, and is fully into it.

Dave was almost frothing at the mouth talking about his iphone last night. Thought he was going to boregasm.

Boregasm by Igate March 14, 2018