boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

by Yonny H. February 17, 2009

boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020

boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

by hotboxin December 28, 2005

boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

boregasm

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

by tensacross January 24, 2011

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011