Boofdad

A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.

"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"

by noodles. October 30, 2020

Boof it

The act of consuming drugs through the sticking of said drugs up the anus and into the rectum to allow for better absorption of the substance.

"BOOF IT"

Prior to sticking heroin up his ass, John exclaimed, "I'm going to boof this H right here."

by An Absolute Retard April 19, 2017

Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS)

A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.

Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!

by Hamsanitizer September 22, 2019

Pass the boof

A derogatory term often seen as contreversial, to pass the marijuana to a fellow gangmember or friend.

"aye yo Frank, im tryna get this bread member, pass the boof"

by ayo frank!!! September 25, 2018

Boof Strider

Someone who strides to boof random objects at any given moment. A Boof Strider can usually be identified quickly by the bulges you may see in the back of his or her pants or when random objects are found missing and later recovered with a rancid stench.

Man I wish Scott wasn't such a Boof Strider, I really liked that guitar!

by BoofDrondulus April 19, 2010

boof assist

When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.

Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.

by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018

Boofhead

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003