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Haha boobers
Spooky comes up to you and says "haha boobers" he walks away
by Spooky once said October 16, 2021
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Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
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othod (Boobers guy)

A kid who eats a lot of burgers and is a fan boy of a potpvp youtuber (Ziblackinggg) and is also Russian :D
othod (Boobers guy)
by KaitosoXDXDXDXD April 21, 2021
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Baby Boomers

The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.

By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.

With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!

Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. July 25, 2010
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King of the boomers

An unbelievably confused old guy
Did you see Scomo cruising the beach in his Speedos?

Yeah, that dickhead is king of the boomers.
by 29gts11 January 18, 2020
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Boomersplain

When someone over explains and speaks down to a younger generation. Does not have to involve a boomer.
Boomer: When I was a kid, we went outside to have fun- Oh, you probably don't even know what that is. It's what you'd see if you ever pulled your head out of your phone!
Gen Z: Yeah Carol, stop boomersplaining, I obviously fucking know what outside is.
by Conrad McBoi March 30, 2020
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Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"
by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008
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