bonsanti

A fat Mormon who thinks people are bad. Some of his famous quotes include "you're just a bad person" and "you're a jerk!"

Mario: hi
Daniel: Your just a bad person!
Mario: Stop being a Bonsanti!
Daniel: NEVER!!!

by péńgü February 11, 2014

downtown bonanza

A person's private area, coined by Dane Cook.

Dane Cook: ".. the first time you're gonna see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice, and I'm happy to say she had a nice situation."

by euroboy December 28, 2005

bay area bonanza

when you are about to cum, you tell her to close her eyes because you are about to shoot. then, when she has her eyes closed and her mouth wide open, you turn around and take a crap right in her mouth.

damn dawg, last night i was with your bitch laquisha, and i dumped my bay area bonanza right in her mouth!

by sam lindley January 5, 2008

Bonono Rowboat

Some very fucked up shit.

dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..

by Knight-Captain Awesomepants April 25, 2011

Bonan

A bonan is a bad bitch who will never be fake and be real to you they will never let u feel bad this person is an entire mood and if your dating a bonan keep them forever

Rob:My girlfriend is a bonan
Jenny:that’s cool

by Tears_ndlife July 31, 2020

bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

by jewslapper August 14, 2009