bonerstache 

1) noun. When a woman deepthroats a guy's dick and his pubes rest comfortably on her upper lip, thus giving her a boner moustache

2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache

1) Paris Hilton totally had bonerstache when she deepthroated that guy's dick in her sextape

2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies

bonerstache by RMAZ123 July 11, 2011

Bonerstarver 

Opposite of bonerfood; a girl (guy)
that is likely to cause the death of an erection, or worse.. prevent all future erections.

That girl has one bonerstarver of a body; let me be sick now...

Bonerstarver by Redtailedhawk August 19, 2008

BonerTame 

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."

Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"

BonerTame by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009

boneritto 

A burrito eaten while its consumer has a boner.

Juan sat there quietly enjoying his boneritto.

boneritto by Patrick Story December 11, 2015

Bonertainment

A portmanteau of Boner and Entertainment. Something that is both sexually arousing and entertaining.

Watching the women's tennis, I became aware of bulging in my pants, I then realized I was watching Bonertainment.

Bonertainment by hemordroid March 21, 2017

Non-Boneritus 

The ability to not get a boner ever.

Damn, i cant get a boner, due to this non-boneritus.

Non-Boneritus by Cuddderz September 19, 2010