by kody M.F.C. February 12, 2008
Get the bonerama mug.1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection
2. A preservative made out of erect penises
3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball
4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex
5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
2. A preservative made out of erect penises
3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball
4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex
5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!
2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.
3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"
4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."
5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.
3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"
4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."
5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
by JackW. February 17, 2010
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When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.
Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
by Summit Brother December 9, 2008
Get the Bonerjam mug.by Pajo May 9, 2005
Get the bonerdome mug.Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!
by Sha_Ney_Ney April 7, 2021
Get the Bonerjam mug.When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.
John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..
two minutes pass and they get closer.
Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..
two minutes pass and they get closer.
Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..
by LucasAT February 4, 2006
Get the Bonerage mug.Person #1: Hey bro, got any bonermeal I can borrow?
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...
by xxminecraftkidlolxx July 29, 2017
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