BMAO

Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!

One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO

by Russiachina December 3, 2011

bmac

One who is awesome and extremely well versed in the ways of macking; in general, a great kid. Friends and teammates alike look up to him for his excellence in school as well as on the field.

p1: Wow, brian is a great guy!

p2: Yeah, he's a bmac.

p1: You'll never be as flawless as bmac. cy@

by TheyCallMeSkers April 23, 2010

bmaras

The act of being black to your friends/relatives.

I got drunk and pulled a bmaras last night.

by Haywood Jablumpkin October 7, 2007

bmag

Pseudo-phrase for anyone awesome, fresh, or tasteful. Originated from the root name of Brian Mag, the co-owner of theeveninglife.com, who would kidnap the children of wealthy plantation owners in the early 1900's and teach them how to use their game to score the girls.

That kid is so fresh, so nimble, so bmag.

by evenup July 24, 2009

BMAC

The area in the brain that is responsible for hunting big game.

Omg that dude is so hot, my BMAC is is raging right now.

by MacAttackkkk May 13, 2013

BMac

One who gets so drunk that he loses consciousness and finds many different women attractive, while still managing not too puke.

Dude, you pulled a BMac!

by Sal February 25, 2003

bmac

The King "Mac Daddy"
see Brandon.

Brandon a.k.a bmac is the king.

by Bob June 11, 2003