A very rare event in speedrunning when you are playing GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, and achieve a personal record time of 0:18 seconds or better on the Bunker 1 Agent level, specifically while playing from the bathroom and sitting on the toilet.
ZL: "Mate, have you got any good runs lately?"
DD: "Yeah! I was playing from the bathroom last night and finally achieved the fabled Blunkerin!"
DD: "Yeah! I was playing from the bathroom last night and finally achieved the fabled Blunkerin!"
by Zenith Legend January 9, 2022
Get the Blunkerin mug.So last night my girlfriend was in the bath and she needed to shit so she asked me to give her a Blurpkin which is basically an underwater Blumpkin, the result being the best of both worlds, under and over I say!!!
by Bluuuuuuurp6983 March 23, 2022
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Dude last night i got blunkin from my woman and damn it felt good. No other greta feeling than gettin sucked off and droppin a deuce!
by mr.MARQUEZ January 14, 2009
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- "Blunkettised"
1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).
2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
- "Blunkettised"
1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).
2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.
2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.
2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005
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Kate "oh really"
Brett "yeah really"
Kate "BLURK"
Kate "oh really"
Brett "yeah really"
Kate "BLURK"
by brett_pancakes May 1, 2008
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