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Dude last night i got blunkin from my woman and damn it felt good. No other greta feeling than gettin sucked off and droppin a deuce!
Blunkin by mr.MARQUEZ January 14, 2009
A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time
ur mom gave me a blunkin
Blunkin by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008
To have sexual intercourse while on the tiolet or using the toilet.
I was taking a dump one day, and I had sex with my girlfriend at the same time and I made sure to remember that it was my first blunkin.
Blunkin by Steve Shick May 4, 2006
When a girl or a dude sucks you off when shitting at the same time
Kathy gave me a blunkin when I was taking a crap...
Blunkin by Dontdropthesoap3000 November 17, 2023

blunkin pie 

the act of going down on your chick while she's takin a shit
she smelled so bad i had to get some blunkin pie action to cover it up.

Blingin' Blunkin 

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)
See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD
Blingin' Blunkin by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008
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