A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.
Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.
by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017
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A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.
Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007
Get the blumpkindred spirit mug.Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
by mschaffer May 9, 2006
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Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015
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Get the Ghost Blumpkin mug.When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.
I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!
by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009
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