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Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 9, 2010
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blowpantski

A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")
Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009
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Blowlapse

Giving a blow-job to a prolapsed colon.
Suzy came over on Tuesday and gave me a good Blowlapse.Also known as a Camden Candy Apple.
by McBoneyard January 24, 2011
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Bloomability

A word from the book "Bloomability" by Sharon Creech. It means, to have the ability to be adventurous, unique, and all-out wonderful.
I've always longed to achieve bloomability, like my free-spirited father.
by Blossom17824 April 26, 2011
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homies before blowmes

Matt: Sorry guys, but I can't go to the bar with you. Jennifer definitely wants my dick!
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.
by mexican quilt November 15, 2009
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Blowdart

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.
I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night
by Sharty Party May 19, 2019
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The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again
An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.
by DPlatt January 12, 2009
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