Blowman

English Surname, mostly concentrated in and originating from the Yorkshire area.

Hello Mr Blowman, did you win the lottery?

by Magpie67 April 22, 2017

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Frosty the Blowman

A living man who is made of pure cocaine

(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)

by Dubiks February 5, 2019

FROsty THE blowMAN

a cool mutha

fRoStY iS mY bItCh.

by daMAN November 2, 2003

Frosty the Blowman

A blowjob performed with a mouth full of crushed ice

"Colton gave me a Frosty the Blowman last night, I have no idea why he thought I'd like it"

by NeiNerd December 18, 2017

Frosty The Blowman

When you cram a snowball in your mouth and immediately perform fellatio.

Her mouth was so cold on my dick it felt like I was getting a Frosty The Blowman

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017