Bloot 

Bloot is the most widely recognised and only appropriate term for a post on Bluesky Social Media

She got 53 Rebloots, 14 Quote Bloots and 122 Likes on her last Bloot and she thinks that makes her an influencer.

Some dumb motherfuckers still call bloots "skeets", even after they're told that "skeet" means ejaculation.

He's blooted almost 14,000 bloots in under 12 months. The guy is perpetually blooting.

Did you see that last bloot from Johnny Dangerously? LMFAO! That guy is sexy hot and soooooooo

Bloot by Johnny Dangerously Bsky September 14, 2024

Bloot 

A post on BlueSky Social Medial.

Hey did you see the Bloot that Johnny Danerously made? He’s such an ice guy!

Bloot by anonymous June 17, 2024

Bloot 

A post on BlueSky social media.

Hey did you see that Bloot by Johnny Dangerously?

Yeah, hes such an ice guy.

Bloot by anonymous June 17, 2024

Domo Bloot 

A convenient solution to a problem unwillingly thrown at you when someone trauma dumps you.

Person 1: "I'm having problems with my life right now"
Person 2: "Domo Bloot, my friend"

Domo Bloot by azzbarG June 7, 2023

bloo passport 

A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.

"No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport."

bloo passport by Archieh804 March 1, 2021

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012