Bloomfield Hills

located in Oakland and probably the richest city in Michigan, and one of the top in the country. soon to be #1 on a new list. most foreclosures

yeah its bloomfield hills bitches!

by idkmybffjill1 April 23, 2009

bloomfield

Bloomfield:the act of blowing a load with furious force into a girl's bush and then scraping the load, such as tilling a field, with your teeth out of her bush.

I gave Jim and Joe's Mom a Bloomfield

by K.T. Mirasola March 24, 2007

Bloomfield, NJ

A great and largely inexpensive place to live for New Jerseyans seeking a quick and painless commute into New York City. Borders on Montclair and Glen Ridge. Has 2 stops on the Montclair-Boonton line for NJ Transit and is also served by the DeCamp Bus Line.

Bloomfield, NJ is a wonderful place to live. Highly cultural, short commute to NYC and low taxes!

by ShannonEyes January 13, 2008

west bloomfield

A very pompous city in Michigan, located in the very infamous Oakland County, home of the very materialistic, egotistical, stuck-up, and rich snobs. Every household contains at LEAST TWO Cadillac Escalades, Range Rovers, Hummers, Mercedes Benz, BMWs, Lexus, or other name-brand luxury cars. Everyone tries to one up each other, always trying to look better than the next person. If you want to live here, you have to be shallow, supericial, and have expensive tastes. You can always tell the difference between someone from Wixom and someone from West Bloomfield by their ethnicity, clothing, car, hairstyles and vacation choices. West Bloomfield habitants generally wear things such as The North Face, Armani, Luis Vuitton, Tiffany and Co, Abercrombie and Fitch and Movado. Typically, shop in stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Nordstrom. This is the home of many Jewish American Princesses, or JAPS and Chaldeans. It is often called West JEWfield. So many young girls starting at the age of 14 often get plastic surgery, pressured by the overly shallow society. Nothing in West Bloomfield matters but wealth, pricey fashions, high-class living, and looking good.

Look at that girl driving the newest Mercedes Benz model! She's wearing Chanel earrings, Uggs, a Tiffany's necklace and bracelet, True Religion jeans, and a North Face. She's probably from West Bloomfield.

You're filthy rich and you live in Oakland County. I bet you live in West Bloomfield!

That JAP who goes to that expensive private school is a West Bloomie.

That 10-year old girl from West Bloomfield has more Luis Vuitton purses than my business woman mother.

by ThisIsWhatsUp February 18, 2008

a-bloonie

This is a short form for "anti-brangeloonie". "Brangeloonies" is the common term for the group of idol worshipping fans that follow and support everything Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do. The anti-brangeloonies, or a-bloonies, are the celebrity hating media followers who mock and criticise anything and everything the couple do. The groups, despite their differences, are very similar in terms of the emotional intensity directed at the celebrity couple as well as time spent analyzing their every move, motive and imagined thought, to the point of absurdity.

"I used to be a Brangeloonie, but then I reformed and went a-bloonie."

To discover the rants and raves of a-bloonie culture, just visit a celebrity watching site such as D-listed and look at postings under "Brangelina"

"Rosanne Barr has just come out as the leader of the a-bloonies."

by creatrix October 12, 2008

West Bloomfield

The place where women go to meet spoiled brats with money. We marry them and have affairs with every day average ppl and laugh at them while they provide with mommy and daddy’s money. It’s so fun to hear them talk so much crap without the experiences. Lol.

WB wife

Let’s go eat in west Bloomfield

by WB Wife September 29, 2020

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013