early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

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Birdemic

One of the "Unholy Pentagon" of the film industry, the others being Troll 2, The Room, Twilight, and Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is, quite literally, the worst movie ever made. YouTube movies and high school film projects from 10 years ago have better cinematography, sound editing, acting, and CG effects than Birdemic.

Whenever I make a wrong turn in life, I watch Birdemic to cheer myself up. It makes me happy to see other people fail even harder than myself.

by Captain Dick Awesome December 19, 2011

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Blird • bird • birdbath • bird's nest • Birdie • birdies • bird dog • Bird Box • bird flu • Bird-watcher

Birdie Num Nums

A line from hit movie, "The Party", starring Peter Sellers.

(To pet bird) Would you like some Birdie Num Nums?

by Megan L September 25, 2006

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Julia bird

A blowjob to errect a placid penis. The act looks like a bird trying to pull a reluctant worm out of the ground.

I was rolling so hard last night Betty gave me a Julia bird for hours. Today her jaw hurts.

by whiskeytango August 16, 2012

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Carl bird

The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible

Hey james do the carl bird. Don't let it touch your lipss

by HateSickFux May 26, 2017

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Birdiculous

Pertaining to something that is as ridiculous or as absurd as birds.

Girl: "I won the lottery."
Guy: "That's Birdiculous!!"

"This snow is really starting to get birdiculous."

"Wow Mrs. K! These pancakes are birdiculous!"

by TedNevy April 15, 2013

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billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.

Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”

by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020

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