blankenhorn

(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority.

Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.

I’m going to blankenhorn the NV bar exam! I’ll be a lawyer in no time!

by Dave T and Desert Verdin January 27, 2010

bladen

An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.

"Ah bladen! I failed my test."

"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"

by Companion Cube January 4, 2008

blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”

Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.

by Placer September 12, 2018

Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013