Bismark

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

bizzmark

when u smack a chick out cold with ur dick

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Biznark

(n) idiot slang for a massive hunk of stinking crap

Person 1: "Man, did you go to that dry party last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, dat sh-t was some biznark."

or

Person 1: "How was..(interrupted)"

Person 2: (interrupting) "Biznark"

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

biz mark

When you cum in just one of a girl's eyes and punch her in the other.

My girl gave me tooth when I was cumming in her mouth, so I biz marked her ass.

by Raul Sanchez February 28, 2005

Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

sink the bismark

To have anal sex with.

After I teabagged the ho, she let me sink the bismark.

by Toledo Joe September 17, 2007

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003