Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.

Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."

by Reap4u March 27, 2015

bitchfist

a guy or girl who hits like a bitch or an insult that someone is a bitch

that guy is such a bitchfist
man he or she hits like a bitchfist

by anonomous May 31, 2004

bitchasstrick

is a little ho (one not worthy of respect, usually female) who likes to be fake about things and rude to people

Lindsey Lohan is a bitchasstrick.

by Mr. Bitchasstrick May 13, 2005

bitchfist

1. A guy who hits like a woman.
2. To hit something/someone like a woman.

Mike bitchfisted his PC too much, and now it doesn't work.

by plopomatic January 31, 2008

Bitchamistic

To have a bitchy outlook on life. Similar to pessimistic and optimistic.

Also: bitchamist-a person who is bitchamistic.

Girl 1: "Argh! Screw you!"

Girl 2: "Don't be so bitchamistic."

by ?..? August 4, 2007

Bitchalitus

Someone who has been diagnosed with bitchness, and is a giant pussy.

Pete Vallejo Jr had been diagnosed with type 4 bitchalitus.

by Big E Daddy October 2, 2023

Encyclopedia Bitchanica

n. The complete verbal works of someone who is full of bitch and is not afraid to use it.

"Yo, stop sweatin me with your encyclopedia bitchanica."

by GrayJaws March 20, 2009