often referring to a messy and tangled nature; short for birdsnest. Most notably referring to one’s ‘MANE’ problem, their hair
I have real bad birders today, extra conditioner is required.
I’ve got like 3 birders hanging off my dome after camping
If I don’t brush my hair, I’ll get the birders
Don’t worry hun, sometimes birders means she had a great time last night
I’ve got like 3 birders hanging off my dome after camping
If I don’t brush my hair, I’ll get the birders
Don’t worry hun, sometimes birders means she had a great time last night
by Ryder’Dye June 19, 2025
Get the Birdersmug. Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.
The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.
by Pussyanalsex69 October 6, 2018
Get the Birdermug. The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Californian birdermug. Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.
Hey are you going birding with me today?
Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.
That's why you're my birder in crime.
Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.
That's why you're my birder in crime.
by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019
Get the birder in crimemug. An oxymoron.
It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:
1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators
4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird
It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:
1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators
4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
Get the Ethical Birdermug. by sambrs May 7, 2019
Get the birderedmug.