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Ethical Birder

An oxymoron.

It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:

1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators

4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird
Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Birdrat

A mid thirties male, usually a degenerate gambler, living at his mom's basement, usually very loud like a bumblebee dongo, who is characterized by perpetual kushingout and snitching on his fellow coworkers. This person usually loves chocolates and scratching cash4life tickets. Annoying as fuck
sasha savic is a birdrat
by Grizzlyeeee February 13, 2014
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Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.
USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!
by oscarnout August 25, 2016
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send a mexican across the border

i gotta send a mexican across the border
by le alvin March 16, 2022
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Birdemic

One of the "Unholy Pentagon" of the film industry, the others being Troll 2, The Room, Twilight, and Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is, quite literally, the worst movie ever made. YouTube movies and high school film projects from 10 years ago have better cinematography, sound editing, acting, and CG effects than Birdemic.
Whenever I make a wrong turn in life, I watch Birdemic to cheer myself up. It makes me happy to see other people fail even harder than myself.
by Captain Dick Awesome December 19, 2011
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borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013
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borderlands flu

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.
Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.
by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012
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