betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

bestard

word u cant get in troble for sayn to a teacher at school (HELL) or replacement of bastard

hey besterd. Jonny what did u say!!!!! besterd mr.jackwack .........................................(we call him mr.JackWack because he got caught jackn off in hes class room)

by TJazz March 21, 2004

Bentard

A piece of extreta that won't flush. You can flush it and flush it and flush it but it won't go away.

I went to the toilet and left a dirty big Bentard floater.

by Drooly December 15, 2008

Justin Beitard

A person who is a fan of Justin Beiber's music.

God i can't believe you listen to his music, you Justin Beitard.
Go listen to something good.

by kev Schmitt September 22, 2010

Bevard

Bevard = a toad with a lot of warts.

Erin "Hey Bevard!"
Bethany "Hay! Don't call me a warty toad!"
Erin "Just telling the truth man, deal with it".
Bethany *Runs away crying*

Lesson to be learned..
Don't nickname your friends "Bevard".

by Werin Ewhalen May 14, 2008

Bestard

Someone who is very annoying but still very likable. Best + Retard + Bastard.

1. My dog is such a bestard. I love him but it is so stupid.

by FL0R0 January 19, 2015