A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat
by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010
Get the Jackwack mug.n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.
by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006
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A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011
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by jackjacklover February 10, 2009
Get the Jackjack mug.To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.
Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?
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Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?
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by yousillyfacedboy October 6, 2011
Get the jackjackjackjackjack mug.A homosexual activity, which involves an individual "Jacking off" a minimum of 10 other gentlemen in a single night/party/event. Only once all 10 men have ejaculated can the act be called a Jackzacker.
Brad: Last night at the club i Jacked off 15 blokes
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!
by The park 9 pussy pounder January 12, 2017
Get the Jackzacker mug.When in a crowded space and you kick up your heel so it hits the person behind you in the gooch or genitals.
Person 1: I'm finna jacktack Raul
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.
by MipMelting May 9, 2023
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