Bernadette

Smart and loving girls. All Bernadettes are loyal and honest and will never do anything wrong to you unless you deserve it. They tend to love people whose names start with 'C' 'K' and 'J'. They will stick by your side and fuck up anyone who crosses you.

'Man Bernadette was so perfect, i miss that hoe'
'I crossed Bernadette's man and she f*cked me up'

by Skrt kapow esketit March 16, 2019

Bernster

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

by Clitflab July 13, 2019

bernadette wood

a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman

bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!

by cyclox June 20, 2021

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

Bernsplain

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Bernarda

Beautiful, Loyal, trustworthy, fun, always laughing and smiling. Looks mean but smiles as soon as you talk to her.

There's not one day Bernarda doesn't laugh.

by TherealOG33 March 14, 2017

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

by sheila in the car January 1, 2011