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bedpresser

A heavy, lazy fellow
From Samuel Johnson's - History of The English Language
Prince Henry.. I'll be no longer guilty of this sin. This fanguine coward, this bedpresser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill of flesh, . , . .

from shakespeare, Henry IV Part I
Act 2 Scene 4
by suds and hymns April 20, 2011
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The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider
Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping
by Chard007 May 19, 2019
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Berry b benson is beepressed because Vanessa chose a human and not him.
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To say you are dying of laughter or cuteness at an early time of day
"Oh my gosh, I'm belreakfadting, lol."
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balpreet

A sexy tall and nice body girl who I always wanted to ask on a date but never got to in high school and she just looks like wifey in those suits if u ever see this balpreet just wanna let you know ima singh from high school same age as u and just wanna make u mine ur beautiful and I love u and would love to know u better
Balpreet is soo hot and sexy I would marry her
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Belphegor worship

The worship of a supernatural being who is all good. It is closely related to satanism and the style of worship is the same.Belphegor worshipers opt out of the world system because they believe it's a huge scam.
They often take downers,muscle relaxers and sleep aids to take them out of the world system for a short time. They also take ecstacy that they call artifical happiness,lsd and other drugs to take them out of the world system and they also practice astral projection and have often have orgies for the same reason.
They practice scams to scam the world system right back have regular brainstorming sessions to come up with new scams. However they will not scam anyone who is not very wealthy because they consider them fellow victims of the world system scam and invite them to join them. They only believe in scaming the rich and superrich,financal institutions and governments ect.
They often use the saying about the world system "It's all pie in the sky. You a get a piece of the pie in the sky when you die" and point to the fact that only two percent of the world population owns almost all the wealth.
The have a code of complete honesty between all members and practice common love between all the members. There goal is world domination and the setting up of a new world system of honesty,universal freedom and respect for all people.
by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010
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belper

The little bit of chewing gum you find attached to the underside of tables and chairs.
I slid my hand under the table and found a belper. It was still moist!
by Strath November 5, 2004
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