Bilend

('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com

"Ya fuckin Bilend" -Devvo

by TaketheVeilCerpinTaxt September 4, 2008

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Belinda

Beautiful, strong, warrior, fighter, lover, nurturer

Belinda is simply the best at everything.

by Bell123 January 8, 2017

Blendon

A quiet, funny, sweet guy. He is cool but always gets "picked on" in class. He has a best friend that he spends time with all of the time. He is really nice and is a good person.

Blendon is so funny, cool, and is a good friend.

by Random •_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_• March 12, 2015

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Belen

A nice looking pretty girl who is caring and understanding. She is also very smart and when you meet her you would be instantly attracted. She is pure and she is the closest friend you can have. She is also easygoing and go for guys that are sweet and smart.

THe truth is belen is that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you

by An0nymous45 January 2, 2013