seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

rope belted

When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.

That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted

by Sportsguy1991 September 5, 2013

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.

You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!

by theBerter December 16, 2010

belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.

Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!

by Captain Bender Baz September 14, 2006

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010

Bested

: To be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition

bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king

by Kosher king12 August 29, 2011