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Beastachio

1. A beast person eating a pistachio.

2. An adjective to describe something beyond awesome.

The opposite of bullockstachio.
1. Hey check out that beastachio, John is eating a pistachio!
2. COD 8 is out??? That is so BEASTACHIO!!!!!11!!!111!!!
by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011
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Bestachire

To describe something ultra best. Instead of saying something like, "that was awesome", or "wow that's the coolest thing I have ever seen". Also, can be used to describe besting something, or dominating it. Opposite of the word being 'worstachire'.
1 Mike - "dude, that chick I met the other night at the bar

asked me out!"

Seth - "bestachire!"

2 Matt - "I just bestachired Worms Armageddon online!"

3 Thomas- "My worsties day just got BESTACHIRE!!"
by mrsavage2020 October 23, 2011
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Boystache

A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks
Please shave your boystache. It’s very terrible
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beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.
Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!
by Michele February 25, 2005
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bustache

an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.
sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker
by Totally.... July 22, 2007
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bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.
"I came a bustache on her face."
by Cro August 7, 2005
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Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache
Look, Fred has a bumstache
by CharGeh May 25, 2010
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