Breckman

batty boy sailor from Brighton.

Josh

by Jake June 18, 2003

joseph beekman

A brilliant sexy beast and overlord of all living things.

"We praise the mighty joseph Beekman

by Anonymous mastermind56 July 2, 2017

Bockmann

Actually spelt Böckmann, is THE coolest sir name ever.

See? The ö looks like a face like dis :O

So, it must be cool?
I like this name, a lot.

Bear face tends to be the only way to find out if you are a true Böckmann...

OMG! She can do 'bear face', she must be a Bockmann!

by B-tch-plz November 29, 2011

Buckman

(v). the act of buckmanning, used to portray dumb stunts that allow one to flee from the result of blame.

(adj). Legend, someone who is unstoppable and can not be over-ridden.

I helped John Smith out when i buckmanned myself into getting that heavier girl.

by Great bambino April 9, 2012

Beekman

To give your ex-wife a Blow Job while she wears a strap on, then take her out to dinner.

Ron went over to Michelle's house and gave her a mind blowing Beekman on her new strap on, then took her to McDonalds.

by URM November 21, 2006

Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

beakman

Anyone who acts strange.
i.e.-stares out the window with their nose pressed on the glass giving it the effect of being 2 times it's usual size.
i.e.-sitting at a stoplight until the car next to you pretends to go. You fall for it and run right through the red light.
This word is based on a people out of Grand Ledge Mi.

Quit being a beakman, you are weird!!

by B.M. October 26, 2004