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Cum-bending

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.
by Doot boi June 8, 2018
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elbow bending bitch

Cherisa went to the bar one night to pick up any random dick.. She is a elbow bending bitch
by Dawsonator February 15, 2015
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load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart
Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."
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branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.
Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard
by warpikt September 3, 2009
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Barnings

Hard working, loyal, and unable to break. Stays in the spotlight even when the electricty is out. You can find only a few so it is rare to even know of a Barnings. Men Barnings's are more rare than woman but when you find a man look up he will be tall. Barnings take pride in the fact there are few of them so don't plan on knowing one to long.
Man that Barnings sure did hit the nail on the head. Damn that Barnings is a monster look at him work. Hey "What" have you ever seen a Barnings. "No" have you ever seen a leprechaun?
by Don Appomattox September 13, 2012
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twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
by jconn88 August 26, 2013
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