the beartrap

while giving a girl oral sex, upon orgasm, the girl tightens her tighs around your head similar to that of a beartrap

girl:ooo oooo oooooooo!
guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap!

by changus May 16, 2008

Polish Beartrap

When a female with braces is giving you head and she scrapes you dick with her braces.

That slut gave me a Polish Beartrap so I bitch slapped her.

by snowman29 June 21, 2006

rusty beartrap

this is where a person clenchs someones face in their buttcheeks and then proceeds to excrete into their mouth.

awww i've just been rusty beartrapped.

by Ben Warton May 10, 2008

urban beartrap

When your side hoe wants to become your main one and goes extreme measures to do so. The whore waits until you've buried your cock into her hole and squeezes her pussy to hold your cock inside her. You then try desperately to get out of her pussy before you cum.

I was caught in a urban beartrap last night.

by WhiteDeath115 January 15, 2016

Dick Beartrap

Person who severely fucked up. Like fell and got their dick caught in a beartrap.

Donald trump went total Dick Beartrap in managing the first pandemic in over 100 years.

by JTMcNugent June 4, 2021

Classic Beartrap

A phrase used for when someone does something stupid or falls into a “trap”

“He told me it was fancy dress but no one else is dressed up”
“Classic Beartrap”

by Akkadia December 31, 2023

Classic Beartrap

An expression for something that has disappointed you; a repeated mild annoyance

I’ve got detention today. Classic beartrap!

by Akkadia March 17, 2024