bedsexual

when somebody is so alone that they dont even have sex so the only thing they sleep with is there bed

He hasent had a gf in like 3 mounths...i think hes a bedsexual

by Sharpie-san November 11, 2014

bassexual

someone who is attracted to bass/bassists

Look at Nicole Row! I think I'm bassexual.

by one fried chicken June 17, 2020

baesexual

1. My term for an asexual biromantic.
2. Can also be a friendzone jumper: When the bae is now the SO

I could fall in love with anyone, but an not interested in sex, I guess you could say I'm baesexual.

I fell for the bae and now were dating, we're baesexual.

by Urban_Webster April 10, 2015

bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.

Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.

by Nicki December 2, 2004

Bosesexual

Someone who is obsessed with Bose products.

Bill: Hey Bob check out my sweet new Beats headphones aren’t they cool? All the professional athletes get paid to wear them so you know they are good!

Bob: Beats are overhyped garbage, anyone who knows anything knows Bose is where it’s at.

Bill: Oh Bob, get over yourself, you’re such a Bosesexual!

by CalmerThanYouAre May 15, 2020

Bandsexual

The sexual attraction to marching band members.

Person one: "I think I'm Bandsexual."
Person two: "Really? How so?"
Person one: "I'm attracted to Band kids..."
Person two: "Makes sense."

by Kokichi Kinnie Trash October 25, 2020

Baldsexual

When baldify is a sussy baka and u have a crush on him

Baldify is a sussy baka 🥰🥵🥵 i think I am baldsexual

by Messipelon July 26, 2021