Joe bartolozzi

I have been in the hills fucking dudes.

Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.

by Dr Blackie October 29, 2022

Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 16, 2018

Bartaloan

to swindle, to obtain money, deceitful methods, deceptive in multiple ways.

"To make or try to make (someone) do something they don't want to."

Bartaloan; (Bart-A-Loan) to swindle, convince, preasure or munipulate. someone into buying, take ownership for something they don't need or want, but making them think that they want or need it.

Dude, I'm gona bartaloan this guy into this new car, so I can have party money this weekend.

by Quadman July 3, 2008

bartleman

The best way to describe this is "The Man".
Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".

If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.

(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")

What kind of beer is that?
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).

Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".

DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.

by YouNeek1 February 5, 2008

Jayden Bartels

Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley

Jayden Bartels and Annie Leblanc’s friendship is so pure!

by Hannie shipper;) May 18, 2018

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

by xerolyfe April 3, 2011