Bagel

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

by kahanetzadek November 22, 2011

bagel

another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs

“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)

by cakelo February 13, 2010

bageled

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.

Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.

by Max, D March 2, 2008

Bagel

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.

“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018

bagel

a highly tasty snack

jews make them very well

by Artemis Stonecutter September 14, 2005

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019