BMILF

An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.

Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!

by waity-katy May 22, 2011

BBILF

1.Black Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

2. Bald Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

3. Blonde Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

4. Big Boy I'd Like to Fuck

"OMG there's BBILF"

"Hmmm.. hope BBILF is out tonight so I can FRAPE him"

by Clove25 March 28, 2010

bilfie

A picture of one's own butt, especially taken as a selfie, while lying on one's stomach, from an over-the-shoulder angle. May also be a shot taken of the mirror reflection of one's butt.

Texting:
Him - Baby, I want to see you. Send me a bilfie.

by Fereshta Shirin January 26, 2018

BILF

A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.

1.

A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!

2.

A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.

by GayFoyc August 21, 2016

bilf

Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

by just another cracka July 9, 2003

Bailf

Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.

That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.

by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008

BMILF

Brides maid i'd like to fuck

Pippa Middleton is a BMILF

by milo1987 May 21, 2011