blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

by State O State December 9, 2008

Bricking it

In a state of great fear, very scared/in the process of 'shitting a brick'. (UK slang-derived from being so scared that you 'shit a brick')

'As the headmaster could be heard coming up the stairs to the girls dormitories me and my mates were bricking it'.

by Cephalopod55 August 29, 2020

Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015

COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.

Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.

by Ron27 September 4, 2010

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005