bedwetter

Someone with a poor taste in music, a person who cannot get enough of the likes of Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber, Ariana Grande, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, Dappy, Gotye and Nicky Minaj. They have little to no knowledge of music from the 1960s or the 1970s.
Person 1 : I'm going to see Ed Sheeran tonight, I so cannot wait!

Person 2 : Bedwetter.
by mrstewtoobe February 02, 2019
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bedwetter

Mostly vodka, or any large-format beverage containing a high percentage of grain alcohol.
Give me a bedwetter, and just splash a little kool-aid in there, buddy.

I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.
by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006
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Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.
Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron

by Lloyd Barnhill May 23, 2007
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Bedwetter

Someone who frequents social media platforms in order to fake knowledge in something they have no knowledge about.
The kind of person who is too lazy and arrogant to learn anything useful, so lazy that they'd rather lie in bed than use a toilet.
They argue against anything while lying in their piss ridden bed so that they can feel important, but wouldn't dare face real oeopke in real life!
"If you think someone can go around the roundabout on the wrong side and it not being illegal can only mean you're a Bedwetter!"
by Yeomanphill January 13, 2025
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