Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010

aysli

A very kind and caring young girl who will sweep you off your feet! All of the guys will want her, and all the girls will want to be her friend! She is big hearted and VERY, sweet! If you know an Asyli....you are one of the luckiest people in the world!!!

WOW? Did you see that Aysli?!

by JACOBLOVER2000 July 17, 2017

Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

by Cyberwolf December 16, 2006

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006

ahsflw

When your mom notices you queef in the store, but doesn't say anything. #bejeweled butt sucks!

Mom: "Did you just queef?"
You: "Ahsflw."

by EMMASUCKSPLEASE March 16, 2018

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005