adultery-bait

Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!

Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."

Friend: "You know he's married, right?"

Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"

by keewi December 28, 2011

Adultery

Having multiple ammounts of hot steamy hardcore sex with the sexy ass neighbor accross the street while your spouse is at work.

Adultery: John was Ramming his neighbor so hard the mail man notified the cops due too the sound.

by Alexdubss March 5, 2012

Serial Adultery

Pre-watching a box set on Netflix by yourself, on the quiet, that you would normally watch as a couple, because she never seems to be in the mood, and you don't have the patience to wait until she is. Later when watching it together, she will be none the wiser.

Gary was bursting to watch season 2 of Narcos, but Sally was too tired, so he engaged in a spot of Serial Adultery.

by TheDrunkenBaker September 5, 2016

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

by Jake March 26, 2004

Adultery

The modern definition of Adultery sex with someone other than your spouse where you lie to and say you didn't have sex with them.
But if you do have sex with someone else and let your spouse know about it or what people call swinging ,it's not adultery.

He fucked her but it's not adultery because his wife knows about it.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

Audultery

The act of listening to a new audiobook while you were still listening to another

I had to pull the plug on his/her audultery when he started listening to me faithfully every day but now I find some other floozy has his ear.

by Nountinence August 14, 2019

adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.

SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"

by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013