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zamora automotive

noun. A company hell bent on pinching pennies at the expense of their employees. A large company owning many dealerships; most of these drastically underpay their technicians and "miss" spiffs for salespeople.
I just went to a zamora automotive dealership to fix my car, and they did'nt charge me diagnosis time! The parts prices are through the roof though!
by underpaid208493 February 9, 2010
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for automotive use only

A notice/warning placed on lubricants such as motor oil and brake fluid in order to prevent your mother/sister/grandmother from using said chemicals to lubricate her nasty, dry snatch while she's whoring herself out for crack.
by aiden diabhal January 22, 2004
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Automoboner

That excited feeling EVERYWHERE in your body when you see a car that tickles your fancy.
I was watching the science channel and saw this new BMW which will change shape due to it's flexible skin. It gave me such an automoboner.
by Wisconsin_Techno August 30, 2009
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automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.
Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty
by Young petrol boi May 15, 2016
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Automotive boner

when one sees a vehicle that they really like and start getting excited about it.
Guy 1: Hey do you see that truck over there man? its a diesel! Yeah! I'd own that truck! yeah yeah yeah!

Guy 2: Woah there chief, don't get an automotive boner now.
by TheInterceptor July 1, 2009
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Automatonophobia

Fear of Ventriloquist dummies, animatronic figures or wax dummies
We were watching Jeff Dunham on T.V last night and when Sue saw Walter the dummy she nearly had a heart attack then she told me that she had Automatonophobia. I then apologised.
by Metalfan 2010 November 8, 2010
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romanian automation

The act of creating the illusion that something is automated, only to cover the fact that there are actually real people behind the scenes making it work.
Have you seen that cool ecommerce shopping cart it has some awesome logic behind it.

Nah, probably just Romanian Automation.
by TheDrunktopus December 6, 2010
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