An atheistian (atheist + Christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.
While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow
Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.
Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.
While atheistians will of course deny that atheism "is just another religion", they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the "atheist community" to follow
Basically a "true atheist" (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following - a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat fuck, virgin, homosexual, weeaboo, D&D nerd, social reject, aspie, basement dweller, or just a straight up whiney-ass loser in general who bitches about "atheist persecution" but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.
Any atheist who doesn't fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the Socialist Party, playing sports, having a sex life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than Christians.
Atheist dude: I'm a big fan of Bill Maher. Anyone else here watch his show?
Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.
Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.
Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.
Atheistian 13 year old virgin: What??? Bill Maher??!? You're a fucking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! That guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he's a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you're as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. STFU moron.
Atheist dude: ...uh hey dude, Bill Maher's actually a deist, not an atheist.
Atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? Uh nevermind I don't care. You're a moron and you'd make a great creationist considering how fucking stupid you are. Quit giving atheists a bad name, you fucking moron. I'm going to ignore you from now on, you fucking idiot. Bye.
by Patbenatar January 23, 2010
Get the Atheistian mug.People who bitch at everyone who says "God". They bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance, and the Ten Commandments at courthouses. They take "The Separation of Church and State" too literal.
by rapsux March 2, 2005
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1. People who don't believe in god.
2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
by xup September 19, 2006
Get the Atheists mug.A small group of some who are some of the most hypocritical people around, which is rather ironic considering how many times per day they call religious people hypocrites.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
The children who claim to be 'atheists' on this site will vote 'no' on this entry, because they are either insecure in their pitiful intellects or arrogant in their defiance of concepts they don't even understand.
by STJosh September 6, 2007
Get the atheists mug.Egotistical assholes that think they are superior, have some "common sense" or "greater knowledge" because they don´t believe in God. Look jackasses, I´m not saying you´re inferior either, but quit putting people down if they believe in God.
by Adrian August 5, 2006
Get the atheists mug.1. A person who does not believe in a deity, but still has the common courtesy not to deliberately confront those with views that differ from his/hers.
2. Narrow minded, arrogant little bigots who offend those that believe in a god and devote there time trying to disprove religion, but funnily enough, strangely quiet when Christmas roll's around.
2. Narrow minded, arrogant little bigots who offend those that believe in a god and devote there time trying to disprove religion, but funnily enough, strangely quiet when Christmas roll's around.
"Do onto others as they would do onto you"
That is all I ask of defintion 2 atheists (including Ant).
That is all I ask of defintion 2 atheists (including Ant).
by Corpsio January 25, 2006
Get the atheists mug.An atheist loser is what most atheists are. You only have to look at the first definition to see how insulting and bigoted atheists are. If you want to see more hate and intolerance displayed from them, simply look at the definition of God on this site where they insult not only Christians but everyone who follows a religion.
Contrary to the atheist loser's claims, not all Christians curse everyone to Hell and if they do curse the atheist loser to Hell, it's only when the atheist loser starts resorting to childish name-calling because they have had their atheism theory debunked (as usual).
The world is fucked with religion, it would be chaotic without religion. If you want to see a civilization without religion, look at the Nazis who would led by their atheist leader Hitler who persecuted people of many religions (Jews, Christians, Sikhs). You may also want to look at Stalin and the Atheist Soviet Union who killed thousands in the name of atheism.
Atheism hasn't a single inch of evidence to vouch for it. Logic agrees that creation had to come from something and even The Big Bang theory (proposed by a Catholic priest) agrees with creation and states that the universe hasn't always existed.
It's more logical to assume that God guided the creation of the universe (hence why we see so much order and design) than to believe that the universe came from nothing which somehow managed to "think" and guide everything to form stars and planets.
Contrary to the atheist loser's claims, not all Christians curse everyone to Hell and if they do curse the atheist loser to Hell, it's only when the atheist loser starts resorting to childish name-calling because they have had their atheism theory debunked (as usual).
The world is fucked with religion, it would be chaotic without religion. If you want to see a civilization without religion, look at the Nazis who would led by their atheist leader Hitler who persecuted people of many religions (Jews, Christians, Sikhs). You may also want to look at Stalin and the Atheist Soviet Union who killed thousands in the name of atheism.
Atheism hasn't a single inch of evidence to vouch for it. Logic agrees that creation had to come from something and even The Big Bang theory (proposed by a Catholic priest) agrees with creation and states that the universe hasn't always existed.
It's more logical to assume that God guided the creation of the universe (hence why we see so much order and design) than to believe that the universe came from nothing which somehow managed to "think" and guide everything to form stars and planets.
Another example of an atheist loser is someone who is so offended at the idea of being designed that they aggressively attack all religions and ideas of God because they are content with believing that they are random accidents brought about for no reason. In theory, atheist losers hate themselves which is why they like to assume that everything was an accident.
98% of all atheists are atheist losers. The other 2% are mature respectable people who understand that there are many religious people are just as equally as decent.
Atheist loser: You dumb ass Christian! You believe in a fairy tale! FUCK YOU! You're brain dead! Ha ha ha ha!
Muslim: Not everyone who believes in God is a Christian and no, we that worship God do not believe in fairy tales. It is more logical to assume that God created the universe than to assume that it came from nothing. Give me one example of where nothingness or where chaos produces anything that shows design and order.
Atheist loser: Ummm...ummm...FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID! SCIENCE DEBUNKS GOD! HA HA HA HA HA! I WIN!
Christian: Ummm, no you don't. Give one example of where science debunks God.
Atheist loser: FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN! FUCK YOU! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Muslim: Atheist loser.
98% of all atheists are atheist losers. The other 2% are mature respectable people who understand that there are many religious people are just as equally as decent.
Atheist loser: You dumb ass Christian! You believe in a fairy tale! FUCK YOU! You're brain dead! Ha ha ha ha!
Muslim: Not everyone who believes in God is a Christian and no, we that worship God do not believe in fairy tales. It is more logical to assume that God created the universe than to assume that it came from nothing. Give me one example of where nothingness or where chaos produces anything that shows design and order.
Atheist loser: Ummm...ummm...FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID! SCIENCE DEBUNKS GOD! HA HA HA HA HA! I WIN!
Christian: Ummm, no you don't. Give one example of where science debunks God.
Atheist loser: FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN! FUCK YOU! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Muslim: Atheist loser.
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