assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T July 08, 2006

ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 20, 2013

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 14, 2006

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 February 29, 2012

assum

1. Awesome in a Maine accent.

1. "That's wicked assum!"

by the guhllies. October 22, 2005

Assuming

Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .

Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"

by Ze_IvanIvanov March 07, 2020

Assuming

Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.

Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"

by Hym Iam June 04, 2022