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Asstron

A combination of ASShole, TRoll, and morON. A sufferer of personality disorders so severe that mere communication is impossible. This person can blunder into error without realizing what they're doing. (moron) Then ask for help to correct that problem without ever intending to take the advice given. (troll) Then become livid when it is pointed out that the problem was his own fault. (asshole) Conversation usually devolves into name-calling and threats in mere seconds.
Asstron: I can't seed this file I downloaded. Help.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.
by SleepyInTexas August 24, 2009
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astrogynism

(n., orig. astrogynecologism) The inclination towards inventing astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).
"My banana-scissors can cut through uberpaper!"
"Stop this astrogynism."
by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007
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Astrogone

Being unbelievably high, just super fucked
“Bro that hit got me ASTROGONE”

No cap dog same here
by sugomain June 16, 2019
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astrogynist

(n., orig. astrogynecologist) Someone who frequently uses astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).
"I'm going to ride my gerbilcopter!"
"Stop calling your car like that, you astrogynist."
by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007
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asstron

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.
by Jesus December 12, 2003
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asstroker

noun: a wimpy girly boy.
verb: a gay sexual act
adj: a pansy.
My ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him
by sweetchick007 September 3, 2006
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Astroenterologist

An astrologist who tells you that you are going to have problems with digestion.
Astrologist: "So, according to the position of moon in fifth house I think you'll be having some problems with digestion next few weeks!"
You: "Wait a minute! Are you an astrologist or an astroenterologist?"
by JovaBL April 7, 2011
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