angstrogen 

A hormone found primarily in women who have been abused, cheated on, or otherwise mistreated that causes them to visit pain and misery on every nice guy that comes their way. Angstrogen levels follow a lunar cycle.

I can't take my gfs angstrogen any more. (I just made this word up)

angstrogen by cjl20051101 November 1, 2005

Austrogen 

The hormone secreted while reading Jane Austen novels and viewing films or stage adaptations of her work (such as Pride and Prejudice). Often stimulates the pleasure and confidence center of the reader (or Austenites).

Heightened levels usually result in feelings of being "born in the wrong era," general dissatisfaction with current romantic practices, the state of chivalry, and possibly becoming an Anglophile.

Ice Cream is known to exacerbate the effects of Austrogen on the mind / body.

After reading Pride and Prejudice for the fourth time, Sally finally felt the powerful kick of Austrogen flowing in her heart, and was ready to overthrow meekness. If the Ice Cream's effects held, tomorrow she would demand payment from the swarthy stranger with so many unexplained overdue book fees.

Austrogen by ggr April 11, 2013

El Alstrogen 

A term used when a lot of El Al girls are in one area. El Alstrogen can be used in simmilar situations as Estrogen.

El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the El Al event last night?
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.

El Alstrogen by chocolatecoveredstrawberries=) May 27, 2009

angstrovert 

A person who would be considered an extrovert, but experiences too much social anxiety to make plans or develop new relationships

The angstrovert sits in a dark room, surrounded by pizza boxes, updating her blog and whispering "notice me" into the silence around her.

angstrovert by Madame Migraine March 8, 2013

Asstrogen 

1. The hormone produced by a homosexual from the testes.
2. The retarded sister hormone of estrogen.
3. The drunk way of saying "astronaut."

1. Dude your asstrogen is rubbing off on me, so stop sticking that pencil up your butt!
2. Wh-when u grow up I wanna be an asstrogen.

Asstrogen by Tordog March 11, 2009