asstronaut

A gay who explores places where no man has been before.

Jared Mezzochi is an asstronaut

by Andrei May 15, 2004

asstronomer

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).

herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.

by carlos c March 3, 2008

asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

by mmm February 23, 2005

Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca December 7, 2011

Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.

I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!

by Dick Brown December 9, 2006

assprong

Someone who is being compared to a penis that has been used for Anal sex.

HEY! You assprong, get the fuck outta the gay bar!

by Los_bastardo August 9, 2004

Assprod

Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.

I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006