mmm's definitions

Psycho Birth

Me. I give the very best head

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time

by MMM May 25, 2004

extra

the little tiny last ball of shit that won't go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush!!

"Peter, honey, come for dinner!"
"Hold on mom, I have to get rid of this extra!"

by mmm January 28, 2004

mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.

When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.

by mmm August 22, 2003

George Bush

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."

1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"

by MMM December 24, 2003

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by MMM August 30, 2004

achmed

weed, cannabis

let's smoke some achmed

by mmm May 7, 2003

Subconservative

Another word for liberal as in below a conservative. Usually used by ignorant assholes (conservatives).

You are subconservative and I'm an anal poking donkey fucker.

by MMM May 13, 2005