bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!
by mmm February 23, 2005

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
by MMM December 24, 2003

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them
by MMM August 30, 2004

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown
girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner
by mmm February 22, 2005

Another word for liberal as in below a conservative. Usually used by ignorant assholes (conservatives).
by MMM May 13, 2005

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm October 14, 2012
