A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.
A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl
by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014
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by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021
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A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 7, 2008
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2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."
by SHP April 17, 2005
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On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.
by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004
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Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
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