Ashland

An Ashland is very pretty and typically gets all the guys she is very athletic,nice and has many friends.

Oh my gosh it's Ashland what should I say?

by WardtheBeast June 24, 2016

ashland, massachusetts

Ashland, or "Trashland" as Hopkinton and Holliston like to say, is a typical example of a suburban New England town that recently got a train station and considers itself more urban than the surrounding towns because of it. Then it builds a new school and million dollar houses while the selectmen bitch about how the town treasury is empty. Located between Worcester and Boston, the kids like to pretend they're from the city, but do nothing but "hang at the rez", specifically the pumphouse or rope swing, and take the 20 minute trek to the Natick Mall cause the only retail stores are on the Framingham side of town, and one must be fluent in Spanish or a number of Indian dialects to make any purchases.

"Looks like we're stuck in Ashland, Massachusetts again cause I got a flat tire on the pike and my car can't handle route 9. Let's go to the pumphouse and get stoned"

by Not From NY July 17, 2006

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008

Ashland Oregon

A part of Southern Oregon, representing the West Coast. A place where partying is the only event often happening in that town. The police department is busy giving out lots of minor tickets out to the younger population.

"Ashland Oregon is a part of southern Oregon

by jdiggsyeee December 25, 2008

Ashland, Ohio

Ashland, also known by the teenage population as Assland. Where there is a church every five feet. Also where everyone acts innocent then they turn around and bang each other. The high school has the Arrows as the school team name. Here sports is valued over the music department. The music kids have to work real hard for any support. On the water tower it say "Ashland Someplace special." Town filled with little old people and hipsters. Ashland University is the college in the school. Though you rarely see the college kids. Pretty much everyone knows everyone's business.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear how Sally slept with the football team?
Kid 2: Duhhh Everyone knows.
Kid 1: Guess everyone one would in Ashland, Ohio.

by asslandliver July 23, 2012

Ashlan

Short

Ashlan is short

by Cookie2016 January 12, 2018

Ashaan

The man of your dreams! An Indian guy with the best qualities of humor, a bit of a jerk sometimes but still a good friend. He is pretty smart, A's in all of his classes. Smart enough to become a rich doctor or surgeon of some sort.

Molly: “Oh my gosh, look at that handsome man!”

Jessica: “I know right, DIBS!”

Ashaan is the coolest man ever!

by yo my friendzzzz October 12, 2014