Apocalyptifail

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.

How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.

by YAWA May 1, 2015

Lemur Apocalypse

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?

Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!

by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020

Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.

That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!

by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011

APOCOLYPS3

The day all phat PS3s around the world became self-aware and refused to log on to PSN, deleted trophy data, corrupted Stuff downloaded off PSN Store, and in some cases your save data.

"Holy ****, I thought this was just me. I got the 8001050F rror message just now when trying to play Tekken 6. Can't connect online, can't play any blu rays, and I can't even play my downloaded PSN classics. WTF is going on?!?!?! Is this a widespread problem? The odd thing is that I wasn't even connected to the internet, how could this happen if I wasn't connected to the PSN? It's the freaking APOCOLYPS3?!?!"

by BetaKey February 28, 2010

apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.

Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.

That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.

by EricRand17 October 21, 2013

Apocalyptican

A person who believes so strongly in the apocalypse of 2012, that they totally throw their lives away to whatever thinking that even trying is to no avail towards a happy, "normal" life.

Teenage apocalypticans usually drop out, become assholes towards other people, or just do whatever they please at an attempt to be happy thinking their lives are going to end soon anyway.

But positive apocalypticans usually try to make haste with their "short" lives and try to do good in the world, like trying to help the environment, or protest the war, or just try to be a good person altogether.

John tries to be the best person he could be, he's a vegetarian, he cares for the environment, and he's really friendly, and at the same time, Mathew is just sitting in class staring at the ceiling while he waits impatiently for the bell to ring so he can get out and hang with his friends at the mall, both very different, but they're both apocalypticans.

by Mr Reyes January 18, 2009